A Sentence Game...

by **mr dragon** on Wed Aug 20, 2008 2:49 pm

Sgt T. then took a toke on Dragon's brand new bong and said with a smile "well that's just peachy babe". After taking a further puff, or two, he then leaned forward and whispered in Dragon's ear, conspiratorily, in a deep gravelly voice "Ma pussy has somepin' naasty in it's paaw". Dragon took a long and deliberated draw from the bong, coughed, and replied......

V. grip
N. perception

by **ukus** on Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:33 am

(Well I after I had a bloody good laugh I did compose a following sentence .... but I made myself blush :smt020

so OVER TO YOU ON THIS ONE JUANA :smt001

)

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:42 am

ukus wrote:(Well I after I had a bloody good laugh I did compose a following sentence .... but I made myself blush so OVER TO YOU ON THIS ONE JUANA )

I was waiting for you to tackle that one! :smt037

Maybe Cherry or Druid will come along...

by **ukus** on Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:01 am

heh heh ... I think Tony ought to get this one... I wonder if he knows about this thread ?

by **mr dragon** on Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:34 pm

It's 'someones' fault for trying to get me to perhaps 'kiss' Sgt.T as an option...

I say. Do'wn mess wi'd da Bunny! De Bunny has hiz own specialized counta' moves baybeh'....!

*Cough*

Anyway, shall we proceed.....

:-)

by **tonyrockyhorror** on Sat Sep 06, 2008 1:50 pm

mr dragon wrote:Sgt T. then took a toke on Dragon's brand new bong and said with a smile "well that's just peachy babe". After taking a further puff, or two, he then leaned forward and whispered in Dragon's ear, conspiratorily, in a deep gravelly voice "Ma pussy has somepin' naasty in it's paaw". Dragon took a long and deliberated draw from the bone, coughed, and replied......

V. grip
N. perception

But before dragon could utter a word, Juana burst through door.

"So Dragon!", she said,"If your perception is that potty talk is accepted around here, you're mistaken! :smt020

Get a grip!...Not there ya fool!" :smt002

V. poke
N. transvestite

by **ukus** on Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:57 pm

Dragon gave Tony a poke with his finger as he released the grip on his shoulder. The whole room became hushed when suddenly, Eddie walked into the room dressed as a tranvestite

High heels
grin

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:40 am

They all grinned when Eddie, unable to walk in his high heels, fell flat on his face.

N. wall
V. hit

by **ukus** on Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:51 am

Ignoring the fact that his fake boobs burst as he hit the wall, Dragon asked "Ed ..... bro have you been 'incognito' spying at the Republican Party conferences again"?

n..Palin
v... hiccup

by **mr dragon** on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:51 pm

ukus wrote:Ignoring the fact that his fake boobs burst as he hit the wall, Dragon asked "Ed ..... bro have you been 'incognito' spying at the Republican Party conferences again"?

n..Palin
v... hiccup

Eddie replied- 'Dragon babe, I have seen that Barracuda Palin babe at the conferences, but I sure as shit ain't so sure about the hiccup bein' made over her lip gloss man'!

N. Lipstick
V. Squeal

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:11 am

Just then, John McCain walked in, wearing lipstick, and squealed, "My running mate is off-limits to the press, and to you, too, bozos!".

N. table
V. cough

by **Druid 2156** on Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:30 pm

Eddie or Edwina as he prefers to call his alter-ego, let out first a belch then a cough and proceded to throw a table at lipstick smeared Senator.

latex gloves
kiss

by **cherrybabe** on Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:13 am

..Who sat, with a table coming at his kisser whilst a pair of latex gloves were hanging off his..

N - Skirting board

V - Somersault

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:56 am

... ears. Suddenly the door burst open and Cherrybabe somersaulted into the room, until she hit the skirting board and came to a stop.

N. candlestick
V. know

by **ukus** on Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:45 am

Picking up the nearby candlestick she exclaimed "I know just what to do with this"

v hunting
n (let's go for it ) Waterbeetle

by **cherrybabe** on Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:15 pm

..and hunting around she happened upon Waterbeetle, who getting ever so busy..

N - Mobile Phone

V - Bounce

by **ukus** on Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:24 am

on his mobile phone trying to bounce off new home brew recipes, with Kitchy.

n -weekend
v- spilled

by **cherrybabe** on Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:59 pm

Getting ready for a boozy weekend ahead, Kitchykoo spilled the beans to few more of her lush pals.. It was partytime!

N - punchbowl

V - smack

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:48 am

Juana smacked her lips and said, "Somebody get a punchbowl, and I'll make some sangria that will knock your socks off!"

N. fan
V. copy

by **ukus** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:37 pm

Karen being a big fan of Sangria decided to copy her friend and smacked her lips too, before taking a large swig.

n- evening

v- singing

by **Druid 2156** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:07 pm

And so the evening ended, with all the women singing and getting drunk.

V: stumble
N:stilettos

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:40 am

As she was stumbling back to the punchbowl to get another cup, Cherrybabe's stilettos punched right through the floorboards, and she was stuck!

N. flag
V. chime

by **kitchenwitch** on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:46 am

Just then the clock began to chime. It was midnight and time to raise the pirate flag.

N. taxi
V. gyrate

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:51 am

So everybody formed a conga line and gyrated out the door to a waiting taxi (all except CB, who was still stuck in the floor).

N. pothole
V. save

by **kitchenwitch** on Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:56 am

In order to save on the fare, everyone stuffed themselves into the taxi like it was a clown car, frugality becoming a bad idea as the driver sped through the potholes jostling everyone painfully together.

V. chasing
N. lamp post

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:24 am

A policeman on a motorcycle, who was parked behind a lamp post, began chasing the taxi as it sped down the road.

N. hammer
V. jump

(Your mention of a clown car reminded me of a comment about the recent Octomom special that really cracked me up:
"Hey lady, it's a uterus, not a clown car!"
:smt012

)

by **ukus** on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:37 am

LOL Juana

Meanwhile Cherrybabe slid her hammer toes out of the stuck stilettos (whaaat I have to get an insult in somewhere, to make her feel at home :smt002

) and jumped onto her bike, hoping to catch up to the bumbling taxi.

ground

moaning

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:55 am

The police car was gaining ground on the taxi, and Cherry was gaining ground on the police car, as she moaned in anger that they had left her behind!

N. motorcycle
V. catch

by **ukus** on Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:18 am

Just as she was getting out of puff Alan Rickman rode by on his motorcycle and she leapt off her bike towards him, hoping to catch a ride.

n. road
v hugging

by **kitchenwitch** on Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:25 am

Cherry managed to get on board, hugging Alan in a death-grip and whispering in his ear that she only lived down the road.

N. lewdness

V. flailing

by **cherrybabe** on Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:35 pm

I love my online life it's so wonderfully colourful. Hammer toes.. bah ribtickler! :smt044

Alan seemed quite taken with Cherrie's brazen lewdness :smt047

and sped off with her silk scarf flailing away in the cool night air.

N - scarf

V - spill

by **Druid 2156** on Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:21 pm

The next thing Alan knows, Cherrie's scarf is across his face blinding him to the fact that there's a pot hole up ahead that will surely make them spill!

n: kickstand
v: wheeling

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:44 pm

Cherrybabe starts screaming, "Put down the kickstand, put down the kickstand!!!" which causes Alan, totally disoriented, to start wheeling around in big circles.

N. teeth
V. leave

by **ukus** on Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:01 am

(Ya know I have to continue this one!!!!! )

Cherry sank her teeth into his shoulder with fear .... and finding out he tasted nice, she decided to leave them there.

Alan
kiss

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:46 am

Then she sighed, "Oh, Alan, kiss me..." while he gazed in horror at her toothless grin.

N. flamingo
V. excavate

by **ukus** on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:44 am

So she excavated her teeth from his shoulder and was busy putting them back in when a bloody great pink Flamingo flew over her head.

Kitchy
escaped

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:08 am

Kitchy ran up, all breathless, and said, "We have to catch it - it escaped from the City Zoo!"

N. handkerchief
V. eat

by **cherrybabe** on Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:20 am

..so wiping her mouth quickly with the handkerchief CB got on with job in hand and grabbed something to eat for the flamingo.

N - Pothole

V - Grab

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:05 pm

But just as she was about to grab the flamingo, she stepped in a pothole and fell down.

N. tree
V. dig

by **ukus** on Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:45 pm

She was happy a nearby tree helped break her fall but didn't have any tweezer's to help dig out the bothersome splinters.

Puss
swelling

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:35 am

While her ankle started swelling, she noticed a nearby cat and shouted, "Hey, Puss - please run and get me some help!"

N. fan
V. run

by **ukus** on Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:20 am

The cat sensing Cherry was more of a doggie person just hissed and decided to run off, leaving her stranded.

n- flask
v- swigging

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:19 am

(Hey - what happened to the suggested noun? :smt004

)

Since Alan had wheeled off on his bicycle, Cherry, unable to walk or stand, got understandably nervous when she saw a raggedy man stumbling towards her, swigging from a flask in a paper bag.

N. stone
V. sing

by **ukus** on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:10 pm

JuanaLaLoca wrote:(Hey - what happened to the suggested noun? )

Ooooopps, sorry .... The cat sensing Cherry was not a fan of his and was more of a doggie person, just hissed and decided to run off, leaving her stranded......
(see that's what happens when ya don't highlight ukus :smt011

)

JuanaLaLoca wrote:Since Alan had wheeled off on his bicycle, Cherry, unable to walk or stand, got understandably nervous when she saw a raggedy man stumbling towards her, swigging from a flask in a paper bag.

N. stone
V. sing

"Wakey, is that you ?" she stammered thinking he was about to sing but he just threw a stone in the river and offered her some lemonade from his flask.

N. sandwich
V.answering

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:08 am

Still not answering, the mysterious stranger pulled out a sandwich, and offered it to her, but Cherry refused the offer.

N. time
V. look

by **cherrybabe** on Sun Sep 27, 2009 1:35 am

She took her time, looked around and stopped dead in her tracks..

V - pull

N - mayonnaise

by **JuanaLaLoca** on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:50 pm

The mysterious stranger had now pulled off all his clothes and was smearing mayonnaise all over himself!!!

N. surfboard
V. shoot