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Postby ukus on Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:33 am

Awwww bless her and her determination.
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Cha Sa-Soon, an elderly South Korean woman, has inadvertently reaffirmed age-old jokes about female drivers by closing on a world record for most failed driver’s tests. The 68 year old pensioner from the Wanju county has failed the theory section 775 times.



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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:17 pm

Bless her heart.

But I have to say a story on the sidebar caught my eye whilst reading the story about Cha-Sa.

I guess my mind is forever in the gutter.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2009/04/06/child-born-penis-middle/

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby bll on Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:49 pm

Oh a parasitic twin; glad they could sort it.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:32 am

I think female drivers are the best in the world.

There- I've said it!
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby waterbeetle on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:58 am

:smt011 :smt011
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby Druid 2156 on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:11 pm

Oh Dragon you're such a sweetie! :smt058
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:48 pm

waterbeetle wrote::smt011 :smt011


Druid 2156 wrote:Oh Dragon you're such a sweetie! :smt058



Hahaha :smt012

Ya see! Ya can't win. If you say women drivers are terrible, men silently nod their agreement with you and want to buy you a drink, yet women hate you and call you a sexist bigot. If you say women drivers are wonderful, women love and adore you, but men think you're a daft pansy pandering to their whims to get on their good side, and refuse to buy you a drink!

It's a terribly conflicted world we live in, full of treacherous pitfalls!!! I feel like Barack Obama. I'm fucked one way whatever I say!

;-)

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby wakeyboy on Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:33 pm

Women make excellent drivers apart from when it comes to parking.

Men are shit drivers apart from when it comes to parking.

I'm shit at both. :smt012
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby ukus on Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:44 pm

Don't worry Dragon I daresay Kitchy will find a way to make Waterbeetle pay for those :smt011 :smt011 ... :smt001

As for parking I really do prefer to park in spaces that have the diagonal lines .... easy in and easy out !!
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:09 am

ukus wrote:Don't worry Dragon I daresay Kitchy will find a way to make Waterbeetle pay for those :smt011 :smt011 ... :smt001



I don't know about that, since Dragon is being an obvious suck-up. The ploy of a total flirt if you ask me.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby ukus on Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:13 am

:smt012 True he was being an obvious suck up !!!!!!
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:47 am

And NOW it gets even more complicated!!! If I say women are wonderful drivers some women are going to accuse me of blatant arse kissing. MOI!??? ;-) Ya can't win I tell ya!

HMMPH!

I'M JUST NEVER GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT AGAIN!

*Dragon pouts and goes off in a little strop*

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:15 am

He'll be back. The company of us women is irresistible to the likes of Dragon.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby SilverMiniCooperS on Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:08 am

mr dragon wrote:And NOW it gets even more complicated!!! If I say women are wonderful drivers some women are going to accuse me of blatant arse kissing. MOI!??? ;-) Ya can't win I tell ya!

HMMPH!

I'M JUST NEVER GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT AGAIN!

*Dragon pouts and goes off in a little strop*

:smt002


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Re: Lady drivers

Postby waterbeetle on Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:51 am

mr dragon wrote:
waterbeetle wrote::smt011 :smt011


Druid 2156 wrote:Oh Dragon you're such a sweetie! :smt058



Hahaha :smt012

Ya see! Ya can't win. If you say women drivers are terrible, men silently nod their agreement with you and want to buy you a drink, yet women hate you and call you a sexist bigot. If you say women drivers are wonderful, women love and adore you, but men think you're a daft pansy pandering to their whims to get on their good side, and refuse to buy you a drink!

It's a terribly conflicted world we live in, full of treacherous pitfalls!!! I feel like Barack Obama. I'm fucked one way whatever I say!

;-)

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Actually Obama would probably give a very measured, reasoned and 'calibrated' response...But then he'd probably be fucked for that too!


I guess you've got to ask yourself a question...love and adoration or free drinks..... I think the question answers itself :partyman:
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:43 pm

Yeah! I reckon you and me WB should just go down the boozer and sink a few bevvy's instead! At least that way you know it was worth the trouble of getting into shit for SOMETHING!

Women!!! You just can't please 'em!

Stomp stomp stomp...

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby ukus on Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:39 pm

Oh well, if your going down the boozer, get me in a gin and tonic would you please ..... and I'd like ice and a slice of lime in mine .. ta.. x :smt001
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby SilverMiniCooperS on Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:46 pm

And while you're at it............... :smt001
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:50 pm

And a single malt scotch, neat, for me please.... :smt045
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:57 pm

HOLD ON, hold on hold on.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........Dragon puts a finger to his lips and pulls a quizzical, slightly perplexed, yet thoughtful expression.

You lot aren't supposed to follow us down the boozer!!! Where are we going to go to have a moan and a whinge about all this stuff in peace, quiet sanctuary and tranquility if you do THAT!!!

There's no peace for the wicked I tell ya!

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby SilverMiniCooperS on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:41 pm

Tough titties - now, where are those drinks???
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:52 pm

:smt012 :smt012 :smt012

...Sorry. I really am genuinely chuckling out loud in front of my keyboard! Sheeeyat! I'm lost for words for once....

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Waterbeetle. Can you help me here mate? Please!

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby Druid 2156 on Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:11 pm

Methinks Dragon has met his match! :smt017
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:08 am

mr dragon wrote:Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Waterbeetle. Can you help me here mate? Please!

:smt012


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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:29 am

Lol. I think more a sad bastard!

I think I'll just quietly go off and build this little transformer instead....

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby waterbeetle on Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:57 am

Dragon my friend we'll just have to make a hasty retreat without telling where we went and then plot our next move (over several pints I think)
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby SilverMiniCooperS on Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:31 am

:smt012 You sound like a newly-wed! You should know you don't beat a hasty retreat - we know where you are.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:48 am

He knows, he just is trying to put on the manly front for Dragon. The married ones never let on to the single ones just how much they have to put up with in order to keep the peace. But they all learn right quick which side of the bread gets buttered.

WB is exceedingly good to me, so I might let him off the hook for this one. :smt002
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby SilverMiniCooperS on Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:50 am

:smt012 :smt012

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby ukus on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:02 pm

:smt012 These last few post's have given me a right ol' chuckle ...... I love you guys and gals!
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby kitchenwitch on Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:24 am

ukus wrote:Awwww bless her and her determination.
Cha you should spend all of those won's on a driver hon ..... and make sure he is good looking Image

Cha Sa-Soon, an elderly South Korean woman, has inadvertently reaffirmed age-old jokes about female drivers by closing on a world record for most failed driver’s tests. The 68 year old pensioner from the Wanju county has failed the theory section 775 times.



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I heard the latest on Cha this morning on NPR. Apparently she finally passed the test after nine-hundred and some tries. Unfortunately for her, this was only the written test and she has yet to take the actual driving test.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby ukus on Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:26 am

Aaawww bless her heart .... what a great lesson in determination.

It would be hilarious if she passed her driving test first time :smt001 ........... but sadly I don't think it's gonna happen
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby eddie2003 on Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:22 am

That sounds like my honeymoon night.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby ukus on Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:10 am

:smt008 You had to take a written test on your wedding night?.... What a buzz kill.
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby waterbeetle on Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:45 am

I think that it was more of a driving test :smt047 ........hands at 10 & 2, look both ways before "merging" all that sort of stuff :smt001
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Re: Lady drivers

Postby mr dragon on Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:12 pm

waterbeetle wrote:........hands at 10 & 2


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Re: Lady drivers

Postby SilverMiniCooperS on Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:07 am

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Re: Lady drivers

Postby Druid 2156 on Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:44 pm

I love it! :smt044
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